Ever met a human sprinkler? This shirt’s for them. It’s a hilarious nod to those who speak with… enthusiasm. The kind of tee that gets laughs—and maybe a tissue or two. Funny, relatable, and impossible to ignore. Know someone perfect for it? Perhaps yourself?
$19.95 – $27.95Price range: $19.95 through $27.95
Laugh loud. Wear proud. Spray responsibly.
This classic unisex tee doesn’t just make a statement—it delivers it with a mist. Soft, durable, and cut for comfort.
Features:
• 100% cotton (soft enough for close encounters)
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric (no side seams = more comfort)
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double-stitched sleeves and hem for lasting laughs
Made to order just for you. Please allow 2–5 business days for production before shipping.
